Madame Web

Rating:

Cassandra Webb is a New York City paramedic who starts to show signs of clairvoyance. Forced to confront revelations about her past, she must protect three young women from a mysterious adversary who wants them dead.

Cast & Crew

S.J. Clarkson

Director/Writer

Dakota Johnson

Cassandra Web

Sydney Sweeney

Julia Cornwall

Isabela Merced

Anya Corazon

Celeste O'Connor

Mattie Franklin

Tahar Rahim

Ezekiel Sims

Adam Scott

Ben Parker

Emma Roberts

May Parker

Zosia Mamet

Amaria

Mike Epps

O'Neil

Kathy-Ann Hart

Susan

José María Yazpik

Santiago

Kerry Bishé

Constance

Johan Söderqvist

Composer

Mauro Fiore

Cinematographer

Burk Sharpless

Writer

Matt Sazama

Writer

Lorenzo di Bonaventura

Producer

Release Date:

14 Feb-2024

Run Time:

114 min

MPA Rating:

PG-13

Where to Watch:

Cinemas

One of the worst films in the history of cinema!

Remember the good old times when we used to watch good Marvel and Sony films that were deemed acceptable? Well, "Madame Web" was not the case here. Simply put, this is a disgrace to cinema and entertainment! "Madame Web" follows Cassandra Webb, a New York City paramedic who starts showing signs of clairvoyance. Forced to confront revelations about her past, she must protect three young women from a mysterious adversary who wants them dead.

Dakota Johnson (Cassandra Web) in Madame Web (2024)

Where to start with this mess? For starters, I have to talk about that script. Duo Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless who wrote "Morbius" return to the helm again. They outdid themselves with how bad it turned out. To be honest, this makes their "Morbius" script look like a masterpiece compared to this hot piece of trash! And that's one of the things that went wrong in this movie! Now, can I please know why the ADR was THAT atrocious? It isn't even synced and that shows utter laziness and irresponsibility around making this movie. I seriously don't know how a filmmaker can mess up vital and basic technical aspects of his movie. Now the only thing that was okay was some of the cast.  Sydney Sweeney and Isabela Merced gave their best but the script unfortunately made their performances look weak and that's a shame. Everyone in this cast deserved better than this and I hope Sony finally learns about their mistake. 

Syndey Sweeney (Julia Carpenter) in Madame Web (2024) 

Finally, my biggest problem with this movie is how it wasted those costumes down the drain! The only 2 times you'll see those women in their costumes are in 1 dream sequence and one vision at the end of the film. This was honestly the worst part about the film as it would have been nice to see them evolve in the film and get their powers but oh well! Don't get me started on this CGI. It's bad and made the whole film look like a PS3 game with how janky it looked. Oh, and this is officially the longest Pepsi ad ever! I wouldn't recommend watching this film at the theaters or even on demand as it's a complete waste of time.